Agent Scully's spy camera hovers over Mostonia. It identifies 3hree drinking establishments in the vicinity.

Now then. This is an interesting picture. On a background of a roast pork Sunday dinner are 4our smaller pictures. Top left is a drawing of a fat lady done by an unknown artist. The other three represent Pasta's evolution over the ages. From that simple bowl of food to that break through inversion and leap into space.

This cheeky little morsel of food is filled with cheese and meat. See how it sticks its tongue out at us as it lazes in its black bathtub.

A bottle of port is deployed in the ongoing battle with sobriety.

This little dog came into the shop the other day asking if there were any jobs going. Sadly he was over qualified.

This is baby spinach doing what it's good at. In this picture the young leaflets are helping to hide an escaped pudding from the Fat Police.

This plate has placed upon it a poached egg, a slice of fried bread and a German type sausage called "Frikadellen." It was most pleasant. I fancy a bottle of wine now.