This omelette of spinach also contains red peppers, grated parmisan cheese and crushed garlic. It all ended up in my huge gut washed down with a mug of milky Horlicks.

This marvelous piece of engineering consists of chicken, leek and baked beans with rice. I wrote about in my e11even pl+s but failed on points.

This man is so in love with the pub that, even though barred, he sets up his own bar outside with a can of lager and pretends he is inside. Here we see him chatting up an invisible barmaid.