This breakfasty dish is a poached egg which has been plonked atop a slice of corned beef which in turn is atop a bit of toast.

A lovely bacon and egg roll bought in a cafe in Ambleside in the Lake District. It was very pleasanty.

A Pizza Hut pizza. Looks good, tastes good but there isn't much gear on it. A pretend pizza.

2wo fried sausages with blue cheese omelette along with grilled tomato on toast.

I had this on return from an ale-house. 'Twas macaroni cheese from a tin with toasted granary bread. Note the bottle that stands guard behind it.

This is a table made from a bit of scrap wood and four bannister spindles. Isn't it strange. Glad I didn't make it.

This a 3 dimensional roast dinner. The eater is fond of gravy and Yorkshire pudding. The meat is lamb. The carrots are raw.

Drivers garlic bread with huge chillis is this one. Drivers garlic bread is a pizza base with cheese, garlic and bacon heaped upon it. It is 8ight inches across.