This a brunch time meal constructed of a bacon butty on wholemeal bread settled with a glass of red wine. It preceeded a trip to the pub one Saturday morning.

This is a meal of Scotch Egg with salad and Doritos which myself and a friend had at work one evening. I had mustard and brown sauce with mine. I don't know what she had on hers.

This is a dollop of cheesy scrambled lying atop a piece of pitta bread. This served as breakfast one Saturday morning. It was washed down with a glass of gratefruit juice.

This butty was bought in the shop where I work. I noticed that it had a huge amount of ham in it. I put in some mixed leaves and mustard and ate with my mouth.

Yesterday it was someone at work's birthday, so she, and 3hree friends went to the Edge and had a combo platter for 4our. These are the remnants.

The matter/anti-matter stabilizer unit on the Doctor's Tardis malfunctioned today and he had to fill up with super unleaded.

Now you know the direction from which I come.

This is some homemade chilli made with reall chillis. Behind it stands a nearly full "Soweto briefcase."

The briefcase is a very economical way of buying wine. It holds the equivelent of 4 bottles and is about £13. When you think it's empty you take out the bag inside and squeeze. There is always another glass or 2 in there.

A Happy NewYear to all Kippers and Sausages everywhere!!!

A cheese and spinach roll, this is, below to a pork pi r squared surrounded with chilli sauce.