2wo huge black draughtsmen have been crowned by 2wo grilled love apples and forced to obey orders given by some Edward VII chips and a rather hot dumping of turkey chilli. Gobward it flew untill a few minutes later the forgotton and later to explode microwave poached egg reluctantly joined them.

Bright green beans surround a lovely fish cake with a poached egg on top of it. It was followed by a trip to the fridge for a cheese and pickle sandwich.

A ladybird flew into the kitchen today and narrowly missed becoming part of mushroom omelette.

Half a giant pork-pie is cut up and shoved on a plate with rocket, beans and mustard.

It was canny and eaten by the light of the hunters' moon.