Behind the 2wo erect bits of penne pasta lurks a portion of chilli made with turkey, green beans and beetroot. It received a dose of grated hard cheese smelling strongly of vommit before engorgement.

This poor old lady has ordered a nice piece of battered fish to suck. But where is it? It's been forgotten and left under the heat lamps where it will dry out and become very brittle. When they eventually serve it to her she will enjoy it not.