A steak and onion pie suffers a hull-breach as it forces its way through a field of beans.

Shouldn't you be doing the dishes?

Spinach in the foreground is backed by 2wo potato cakes, some roast turkey leg and a smear of sweet chilli sauce. Life's a long song, but the tune ends too soon for us all.

Morrisons sausage batch adorned with British mustard is about to be consumed with a cup of black coffee.

It was a treat, I can tell you.

2wo huge black draughtsmen have been crowned by 2wo grilled love apples and forced to obey orders given by some Edward VII chips and a rather hot dumping of turkey chilli. Gobward it flew untill a few minutes later the forgotton and later to explode microwave poached egg reluctantly joined them.

Bright green beans surround a lovely fish cake with a poached egg on top of it. It was followed by a trip to the fridge for a cheese and pickle sandwich.

A ladybird flew into the kitchen today and narrowly missed becoming part of mushroom omelette.

Half a giant pork-pie is cut up and shoved on a plate with rocket, beans and mustard.

It was canny and eaten by the light of the hunters' moon.