Glisteny, shiny tuna charlies speak for themselves.

This treasured implant of eggy goodness plays a game of 3D chess with several of the electromagnetic mind games to which we have become bemused in recent years. Surley it is now time for more cake,

Flora and Golden Shred and their twins have just left the Ryanair flight from George Harrison airport and are now off for a meeting with Mr Arthur Askey the King of Comedy.