A steak and onion pie suffers a hull-breach as it forces its way through a field of beans.

Shouldn't you be doing the dishes?

Spinach in the foreground is backed by 2wo potato cakes, some roast turkey leg and a smear of sweet chilli sauce. Life's a long song, but the tune ends too soon for us all.

Morrisons sausage batch adorned with British mustard is about to be consumed with a cup of black coffee.

It was a treat, I can tell you.