Ciaron's chip butty under construction. He forced it into his hairy gob and munched like a drunken Harry Potter.

A stew is a combination of solid food ingredients that have been cooked in liquid and served in the resultant gravy.

Ingredients in a stew can include any combination of vegetables (such as carrots, potatoes, beans, peppers and tomatoes etc.), meat, poultry, sausages and seafood. While water can be used as the stew-cooking liquid, wine, stock, and beer are also common. Seasoning and flavourings may also be added. Stews are typically cooked at a relatively low temperature (simmered, not boiled), to allow flavors to combine.

A bacon joint is forced onto the plate at knife point and made to mingle with various items of what some people call rabbit food. Well I like it and if you don't then you are just a stranger to yourself.

A salady teatime treat, this. I ate it, me. Salmon with Jersey Royals, it was.