6ix little sausages relax on a hot bar-b-q in a nice outside space in Meols. Soon they will be joined by 3hree quarter-pounders. After they are cooked in the heat they will join some salad stuff on a round disc. They will then be cut up and forced into 3hree gaping holes.

This is what was left of a rack of bacon ribs. They were nice and salty and begged to be washed down with tub loads of red wine spritzers. Well they weren't disappointed I can tell you.

The beer garden of The Green Splodge in Hoylake. Very nice. Only £3.45 for a bottle of Bulmers. I won't be going there again. Not by a long chalk.

Chalk? Why's it a chalk? And why is it long?

2wo baked jackets. One contains cheesy beans and the other cheesy tuna mayo. Did you know that if water gets inside rubber gloves they have to be thrown away?

Don't try making this at home. We followed the recipe to the letter. Result? No toad and, what's worse, no hole.

Beef fajitas with a nice salad followed by the only fruit I can think of with seeds on the outside.

Something strange has happened to this roast dinner. I bet the Master is behind it.

This is a picture of Rufus Court in Chester. The strange shaped pointy thing is an awning to protect smokers from bad weather and not a starship from Vulcan.